Kurt: We had a pact. Santana: Yeah, I do. Its so fucking ridiculous. No! When I was 13 Glee was my entire world the show and the cast and their adventures swept me up in a frenzy, the way obsessions do with 13 year olds. (slaps Quinn across face). You got a BOOB JOB. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. You wanna play with me, Kurt? Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . What is this, hmm? Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. Perhaps youve read them, even. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no She's a mother! Slut. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together, or farted. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE VIDEOS THAT PEOPLE HAVE LINKED IN THE . Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. I love suckin on those salamander lips. The scene that gave me the final push I needed to come out of the closet. Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. I didnt end up going because fuck that guy and I knew my own life and what was important to me. Panic! A thank you for being an unapologetic champion of this weird, wacky show. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. Santana: Up her butt. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. What would you do? One of my favourite Santana moments that isnt mentioned here is the whole The Spanish Teacher episode. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? She was mean sometimes, maybe even a lot of times, and she understood later that, yes, it was coming from a place of fear and insecurity because she was closeted. The first is horrible but predictable. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Maybe I need Thank you for giving me this space to remember Naya and Santana. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. Can that possibly be true? Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. Just think about it. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. You look like an assless J-Lo. Unmatched sass and the best . You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? Rachel: You had no right. with a (Will asks about Christmas tree) Will: And the ornaments? Okay, look. Everything about you screams virgin. Every day just feels like a war. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. Actively pursuing and seducing a series of strapping young men throughout high school is not incongruous with eventually realizing youre gay! Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Santana to Mr . Santana: You can drill me any time. Just admit it! You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. And Santana was not that. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. For me, she really was the true star of that show. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. You know with all the horrible crap Ive been through in my life now I get to add that. Her little applause after is just perfect. I've been dry heaving all weekend. Santana: You should be our nations president. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Santana shatters your heart to pieces here. Holy crap. Santana to Gunther, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. Santana: I want to be with you. Oh please. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! He was rude, patronising, and racist. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Quinn: Sexting? He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. You are the first boy who made me feel loved, and sexy, and visible. Thank you Naya. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. I have been heartbroken over this. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Why isnt Rachel talking? Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. I've made out with a mannequin. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. Whats magnificent, absolutely stunning and awe-worthy, about Landslide is that when I listen to the song all these years later I am genuinely surprised how much of the song is actually Gwyneth Paltrow? You finally got an okay haircut. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. Santana to Mr. Schuester (about Quinn), Audition, Well, congratulations. Santana to Quinn after finding out Quinn's dating her professor., Thanksgiving. No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. Ms Pillsbury's parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened. Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. Santana: Hello Lauren. Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) (sings in background) Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. Santana: Youre a liar. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more Emmy Rossum is. Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Of all those famous tirades and one-liners, none warms my heart like The only straight I am, is straight up Bitch.. And you know what? So why am I talking about this? You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana: Well that's good, cause I hear your professors are into that. All day every day. You wont be forgotten. I have awesome gay-dar. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. Brittany I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. This is it. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. I have such vivid memories of Landslide. To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. You're what we call a "late in life gay." You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. Brittany: Wait are you mad? Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. (Quinn slams Santana . Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? I dont want to fight anymore. I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. I have to just be me.. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. Yeah, I mean, who knows? But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. Heres whats gonna go down. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. I just can't. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening. Santana: Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work? And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. With who's vagina? Brittany: Really? Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. Think I could get used to here in New York. elaborate wet dreams. I am loving this look on me. You told everyone I played for another team on your ridiculous melted cheese show! MIKE: Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? Finn's cute too. Santana and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! Lauren: [sarcastic] Thank you. We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! Santana: Shut your potato hole, I'm here to apologize. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. I always thought Naya deserved the best actress award just for the scene alone. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. Do you know where she keeps it? Oh yeah. How can you do a duet by yourself? It's more of my speed. Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Maybe in junior college. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. this definitely makes me more curious about visiting Miami! Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. alcoholic crump. Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. Showtime "The monologue when she tells Monica why she can't take Liam away is so amazing. Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. She serves Santana arroz morro with either lechn or bistec to eat. Wherever your soul is, thank you. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. Follow them on Twitter! My private feelings. We can win two National championships this year. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. You can buy one at the Party Store. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Look, I don't mean to be a bitchwell actually I do. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. How could my running mate win and I didnt? If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. What difference does it make? Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. Oh, and leave your credit card. I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. Blaine: We could have handled that. I did. Rachel: Okay, wait. I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? It's gonna be okay. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. You are the unicorn. Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. I just want you. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. I just wanna go back in time man. You? Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? Men. Santana: Are we dating or what? Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! And Santana! Me and the color pink, have been in an argument for seventeen years, I can't believe I have to make nice with it now, Santana, Bridesmaids Scene, cut from On My Way. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. I should know, I slept with you. You are my first love. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. Elliott: You know I'm actually just here to get her sheet music. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Santana about Brad, Saturday Night Glee-ver. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Alright, you know what Rachel? aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . And he meant it. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. We don't have a choice. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. Like she was tired and so quietly righteous, which definitely wasnt how Santana usually cut people down. "WHAT?! Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? When listening to it and watching the scene I dont even realize that Naya has such a small part because her presence is the strongest there. The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. Some of it was mean-funny and her delivery there was always effortless. A baby? Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. Come on, Quinn. She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Cello guys can you hang back for a second, Im gonna need you for this one. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. You told coach Sylvester about my summer surgery! Twitter update! I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing. Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! They don't care. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. Please. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Go. Santana: Okay, don't you see that the midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. Cant I just have one night where Im queen? You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. If its not, well, I dont even know. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? No one gets it. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. Trent: Wait, are you serious, is he gonna be okay? 'Cause it made me do a lot of thinking. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. They're fooling around! I wasn't gonna go and mess it up. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. You better believe theyll regret it. Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Ill always remember Naya happy. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Thank you so much. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Because the thing is, being brave and speaking the truth doesnt always go the way you plan. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? Santana: And you know what, Brit? And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. Oh, please! Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Thank you Naya. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little gentrophile with a mouth like a cat's ass. Santana: (laughs) Okay, wait hold up! But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. This song is so depressing. If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. Just with bigger stakes. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. Santana: Hey Tubs! I'm Hispanic. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Rachel: What did I do?? There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. It learned me two things. out was so validating. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. She's dating Jesse. So endlessly grateful to Naya. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. Santana: Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say. Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. Santana to Kurt and Rachel, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. You're gonna be okay. And maybe that wouldve been more tolerable if the episode centered her feelings instead of Finns. Rory: Whoa. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? Below are each of our favorite Santana Lopez moments. 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